{"id":914,"date":"2014-09-26T16:34:11","date_gmt":"2014-09-26T14:34:11","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/snowdenart.zwergwerk.eu\/?p=914"},"modified":"2014-09-26T16:34:11","modified_gmt":"2014-09-26T14:34:11","slug":"ohhh-an-apple","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/snowdenart.zwergwerk.eu\/?p=914","title":{"rendered":"Ohhh — an apple!"},"content":{"rendered":"

Nun denke ich beim Essen eins Apfels immer an diesen bescheuerten Bundeslandwirtschaftsminister Schmidt. Zitat:
\n„An apple a day<\/a>
\n keeps Putin away!“<\/a><\/p>\n

Mein lieber Kokoschinski!<\/p>\n

Es ist geradezu widerlich, sich den Apfel mit so einem leeren Bl\u00f6dsinn versauern zu lassen. Pudding w\u00e4re ja noch gegangen, – aber Putin?
\nWas mache ich denn nun?
\nIch \u00fcberlege schon seit Jahren vergeblich, wie ich mich mit einem hohlen Satz wirksam in das Seelenleben von Abermillionen Menschen einschleichen kann.<\/p>\n

Ach! — Ich sag einfach mal was:
\n„In jeder Politikspelunke
\nlauert ein Parteihalunke!
\nGl\u00fccklich bleibt die Gelbbauchunke!“<\/p>\n

F\u00fcr die weltumspannende Ansprache dann aber auch zum Beispiel:
\n„In each politic-spelunke
\nis lurking a party-halunke!
\nHappy is the yellow-bellied unke!“<\/p>\n

\u2026 oder so \u00e4hnlich \u2026<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Nun denke ich beim Essen eins Apfels immer an diesen bescheuerten Bundeslandwirtschaftsminister Schmidt. Zitat: „An apple a day keeps Putin away!“ Mein lieber Kokoschinski! Es ist geradezu widerlich, sich den Apfel mit so einem leeren Bl\u00f6dsinn versauern zu lassen. Pudding w\u00e4re ja noch gegangen, – aber Putin? Was mache ich denn nun? Ich \u00fcberlege schon … <\/p>\n

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