{"id":914,"date":"2014-09-26T16:34:11","date_gmt":"2014-09-26T14:34:11","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/snowdenart.zwergwerk.eu\/?p=914"},"modified":"2014-09-26T16:34:11","modified_gmt":"2014-09-26T14:34:11","slug":"ohhh-an-apple","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/snowdenart.zwergwerk.eu\/?p=914","title":{"rendered":"Ohhh  &#8212; an apple!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Nun denke ich beim Essen eins Apfels immer an diesen bescheuerten Bundeslandwirtschaftsminister Schmidt. Zitat:<br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/youtu.be\/wqKaSci1Y44\" target=\"_blank\">&#8222;An apple a day<\/a><br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/youtu.be\/wqKaSci1Y44\" target=\"_blank\"> keeps Putin away!&#8220;<\/a><\/p>\n<p>Mein lieber Kokoschinski!<\/p>\n<p>Es ist geradezu widerlich, sich den Apfel mit so einem leeren Bl\u00f6dsinn versauern zu lassen. Pudding w\u00e4re ja noch gegangen, &#8211; aber Putin?<br \/>\nWas mache ich denn nun?<br \/>\nIch \u00fcberlege schon seit Jahren vergeblich, wie ich mich mit einem hohlen Satz wirksam in das Seelenleben von Abermillionen Menschen einschleichen kann.<\/p>\n<p>Ach! &#8212; Ich sag einfach mal was:<br \/>\n&#8222;In jeder Politikspelunke<br \/>\nlauert ein Parteihalunke!<br \/>\nGl\u00fccklich bleibt die Gelbbauchunke!&#8220;<\/p>\n<p>F\u00fcr die weltumspannende&nbsp;Ansprache dann aber auch zum Beispiel:<br \/>\n&#8222;In each politic-spelunke<br \/>\nis lurking a party-halunke!<br \/>\nHappy is the yellow-bellied unke!&#8220;<\/p>\n<p>\u2026 oder so \u00e4hnlich \u2026<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Nun denke ich beim Essen eins Apfels immer an diesen bescheuerten Bundeslandwirtschaftsminister Schmidt. Zitat: &#8222;An apple a day keeps Putin away!&#8220; Mein lieber Kokoschinski! Es ist geradezu widerlich, sich den Apfel mit so einem leeren Bl\u00f6dsinn versauern zu lassen. Pudding w\u00e4re ja noch gegangen, &#8211; aber Putin? Was mache ich denn nun? Ich \u00fcberlege schon &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/snowdenart.zwergwerk.eu\/?p=914\" class=\"more-link\"><span class=\"screen-reader-text\">\u201eOhhh  &#8212; an apple!\u201c <\/span>weiterlesen<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_crdt_document":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[46],"tags":[223,224,54],"class_list":["post-914","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-symbol","tag-apfel","tag-medienpraesenz","tag-politik"],"aioseo_notices":[],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p4kkIq-eK","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/snowdenart.zwergwerk.eu\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/914","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/snowdenart.zwergwerk.eu\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/snowdenart.zwergwerk.eu\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snowdenart.zwergwerk.eu\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snowdenart.zwergwerk.eu\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=914"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/snowdenart.zwergwerk.eu\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/914\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":915,"href":"https:\/\/snowdenart.zwergwerk.eu\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/914\/revisions\/915"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/snowdenart.zwergwerk.eu\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=914"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snowdenart.zwergwerk.eu\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=914"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snowdenart.zwergwerk.eu\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=914"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}