{"id":7338,"date":"2025-03-18T12:00:00","date_gmt":"2025-03-18T11:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/snowdenart.zwergwerk.eu\/?p=7338"},"modified":"2025-03-18T11:38:32","modified_gmt":"2025-03-18T10:38:32","slug":"ziemlich-smart","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/snowdenart.zwergwerk.eu\/?p=7338","title":{"rendered":"Ziemlich Smart"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Wenn ich mit meinem Smart endlich einen Parkplatz finde, dann fahre ich so weit wie es eben geht in die Parkl\u00fccke. 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