{"id":7338,"date":"2025-03-18T12:00:00","date_gmt":"2025-03-18T11:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/snowdenart.zwergwerk.eu\/?p=7338"},"modified":"2025-03-18T11:38:32","modified_gmt":"2025-03-18T10:38:32","slug":"ziemlich-smart","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/snowdenart.zwergwerk.eu\/?p=7338","title":{"rendered":"Ziemlich Smart"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Wenn ich mit meinem Smart endlich einen Parkplatz finde, dann fahre ich so weit wie es eben geht in die Parkl\u00fccke. Der Grund ist, dass mir die Hoffnung der anderen Parkplatzsuchenden am Herzen liegt.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Das stimmt nat\u00fcrlich nicht! <br \/>In Wahrheit habe ich viel Freude an den hier gerade Lesenden und ihren Hasstiraden.<\/p>\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-image\">\n<figure class=\"aligncenter size-full\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"400\" height=\"400\" data-attachment-id=\"7339\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/snowdenart.zwergwerk.eu\/?attachment_id=7339\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/snowdenart.zwergwerk.eu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/03\/smartzwerg.jpg?fit=400%2C400&amp;ssl=1\" data-orig-size=\"400,400\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;1152986340&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;1&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"smartzwerg\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-medium-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/snowdenart.zwergwerk.eu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/03\/smartzwerg.jpg?fit=300%2C300&amp;ssl=1\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/snowdenart.zwergwerk.eu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/03\/smartzwerg.jpg?fit=400%2C400&amp;ssl=1\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/snowdenart.zwergwerk.eu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/03\/smartzwerg.jpg?resize=400%2C400&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-7339\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/snowdenart.zwergwerk.eu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/03\/smartzwerg.jpg?w=400&amp;ssl=1 400w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/snowdenart.zwergwerk.eu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/03\/smartzwerg.jpg?resize=300%2C300&amp;ssl=1 300w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/snowdenart.zwergwerk.eu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/03\/smartzwerg.jpg?resize=150%2C150&amp;ssl=1 150w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/snowdenart.zwergwerk.eu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/03\/smartzwerg.jpg?resize=100%2C100&amp;ssl=1 100w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 400px) 100vw, 400px\" \/><\/figure>\n<\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Wenn ich mit meinem Smart endlich einen Parkplatz finde, dann fahre ich so weit wie es eben geht in die Parkl\u00fccke. Der Grund ist, dass mir die Hoffnung der anderen Parkplatzsuchenden am Herzen liegt. Das stimmt nat\u00fcrlich nicht! In Wahrheit habe ich viel Freude an den hier gerade Lesenden und ihren Hasstiraden.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_crdt_document":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[252],"tags":[611,921],"class_list":["post-7338","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-umwelt","tag-parkplatz","tag-urbanes-leben"],"aioseo_notices":[],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p4kkIq-1Um","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/snowdenart.zwergwerk.eu\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7338","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/snowdenart.zwergwerk.eu\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/snowdenart.zwergwerk.eu\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snowdenart.zwergwerk.eu\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snowdenart.zwergwerk.eu\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=7338"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/snowdenart.zwergwerk.eu\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7338\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":7342,"href":"https:\/\/snowdenart.zwergwerk.eu\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7338\/revisions\/7342"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/snowdenart.zwergwerk.eu\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=7338"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snowdenart.zwergwerk.eu\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=7338"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snowdenart.zwergwerk.eu\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=7338"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}