{"id":6928,"date":"2024-05-20T13:00:00","date_gmt":"2024-05-20T11:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/snowdenart.zwergwerk.eu\/?p=6928"},"modified":"2024-05-21T13:48:51","modified_gmt":"2024-05-21T11:48:51","slug":"regen-im-bett","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/snowdenart.zwergwerk.eu\/?p=6928","title":{"rendered":"Regen im Bett"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Mein&nbsp; gutes altes Dachfenster ist undicht, und zwar tropft es bei Regen an einer Stelle in mein Bett \u2026<\/p>\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-image\">\n<figure class=\"aligncenter size-full\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"500\" height=\"667\" data-attachment-id=\"6926\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/snowdenart.zwergwerk.eu\/?attachment_id=6926\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/snowdenart.zwergwerk.eu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/05\/Dachfenster.jpg?fit=500%2C667&amp;ssl=1\" data-orig-size=\"500,667\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;1&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"Dachfenster\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/snowdenart.zwergwerk.eu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/05\/Dachfenster.jpg?fit=500%2C667&amp;ssl=1\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/snowdenart.zwergwerk.eu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/05\/Dachfenster.jpg?resize=500%2C667&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-6926\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/snowdenart.zwergwerk.eu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/05\/Dachfenster.jpg?w=500&amp;ssl=1 500w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/snowdenart.zwergwerk.eu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/05\/Dachfenster.jpg?resize=225%2C300&amp;ssl=1 225w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 500px) 100vw, 500px\" \/><\/figure>\n<\/div>\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Ich sehe mich in romantischer Tradition schon als armen Poeten.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Der Dachdecker wei\u00df Rat: Er hat \u00fcber und neben dem Fenster &#8211; auch unter den Pfannen verdeckt &#8211; den Dreck der Jahre rausgeholt und gesagt: \u201eJetzt ist wieder alles okay!\u201c Ich h\u00e4tte niemals geglaubt, dass die L\u00f6sung so einfach ist und bin schwer beeindruckt. 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