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Heute war ich bei Aldi.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Im Eingangsbereich sitzen stets Leute auf sehr niedrigen Fensterb\u00e4nken eingenischt und rauchen und telefonieren. Ich guck mir die Leute\u00a0 immer genau an. Heute war mir am auff\u00e4lligsten eine Frau, die einerseits an der rechten Hand eine Zigarette hatte und andererseits einen angewachsenen Unterarm, auf dem reich verziert \u201eDieter\u201c stand.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Ich wei\u00df nicht, was ich damit anfangen soll. Dieters kommen doch immer nur als Loser in Comics vor. Im normalen Leben kenne ich \u00fcberhaupt keinen Dieter.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Heute war ich bei Aldi. Im Eingangsbereich sitzen stets Leute auf sehr niedrigen Fensterb\u00e4nken eingenischt und rauchen und telefonieren. Ich guck mir die Leute\u00a0 immer genau an. Heute war mir am auff\u00e4lligsten eine Frau, die einerseits an der rechten Hand eine Zigarette hatte und andererseits einen angewachsenen Unterarm, auf dem reich verziert \u201eDieter\u201c stand. Ich … <\/p>\n

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