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Das ist jetzt nur ein Witz.<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Fragt die Lehrerin am ersten Schultag: \u201eNa, wie hei\u00dft du denn?\u201c<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u201eIch hei\u00dfe Ole.\u201c<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u201eUnd dein Alter?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u201eDer hei\u00dft Swen.\u201c<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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