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Immer wieder gibt es Berichte in den Medien, dass dem ge\u00f6ffneten Klodeckel beim Absp\u00fclen allergef\u00e4hrlichste Aerosole zu verdanken sind. Der Rat ist dann, stets den Deckel vor dem Absp\u00fclen zu schlie\u00dfen. Das behindert die Krankheitserreger, verhindert sie aber nicht. Wenn ich nun das Klo sauber verlassen will, \u00f6ffne ich nach 15 Minuten, wenn sich der Aufruhr der Aerosole gelegt hat, den Deckel abermals, um mit der Klob\u00fcste nachzuarbeiten, wiederhole das Deckelprozedere und besetze oder verriegele den Toilettenraum f\u00fcr weitere 15 Minuten w\u00e4hrend die B\u00fcrste ungesch\u00fctzt so vor sich hin sprenkelt.<\/p>\n\n\n

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Man beachte die zarte Klofu\u00dfumpuschelung!<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<\/div>\n\n\n

In der Theaterpause d\u00fcrfte das nicht zu schaffen sein. Wir brauchen den gl\u00e4sernen Klodeckel, der sich f\u00fcr eine bestimmte Zeit am Topf festsaugt und eine auf Knopfdruck selbstt\u00e4tige Klob\u00fcrste, die v\u00f6llig unzug\u00e4nglich arbeitet. Die Ingenieure vom Fach haben da wohl etwas verkackt. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Immer wieder gibt es Berichte in den Medien, dass dem ge\u00f6ffneten Klodeckel beim Absp\u00fclen allergef\u00e4hrlichste Aerosole zu verdanken sind. Der Rat ist dann, stets den Deckel vor dem Absp\u00fclen zu schlie\u00dfen. Das behindert die Krankheitserreger, verhindert sie aber nicht. Wenn ich nun das Klo sauber verlassen will, \u00f6ffne ich nach 15 Minuten, wenn sich der … <\/p>\n

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