{"id":5119,"date":"2018-06-21T11:22:43","date_gmt":"2018-06-21T09:22:43","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/snowdenart.zwergwerk.eu\/?p=5119"},"modified":"2018-06-21T11:23:04","modified_gmt":"2018-06-21T09:23:04","slug":"russisch-brot","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/snowdenart.zwergwerk.eu\/?p=5119","title":{"rendered":"Russisch Brot"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Mit der uralten Industriebackware \u201erussisch Brot\u201c werden die wehrlosen Kinder im Erstleseunterricht kontaminiert, meistens aber bereits im Kinderg\u00e4rten und in ehrgeizigen Elternh\u00e4usern.<\/p>\n<p>Bei n\u00e4herer Betrachtung m\u00fcsste der kritische Mensch aber sofort merken, dass es sich bei diesem Produkt um einen Beitrag zur Weltverschw\u00f6rung handelt, weil der Russe ja in kyrillischen Buchstaben schreibt. Entsprechend sind die Ergebnisse!<\/p>\n<p>Meistens kommen ja auch nur Worte dabei heraus, wie<\/p>\n<p><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"5121\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/snowdenart.zwergwerk.eu\/?attachment_id=5121\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/snowdenart.zwergwerk.eu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/06\/Wodka.png?fit=180%2C60&amp;ssl=1\" data-orig-size=\"180,60\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;0&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"Wodka\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" 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data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;0&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"Spassbremse\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-medium-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/snowdenart.zwergwerk.eu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/06\/Spassbremse.png?fit=300%2C47&amp;ssl=1\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/snowdenart.zwergwerk.eu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/06\/Spassbremse.png?fit=398%2C62&amp;ssl=1\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-5122 aligncenter\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/snowdenart.zwergwerk.eu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/06\/Spassbremse.png?resize=398%2C62&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" width=\"398\" height=\"62\" 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data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;orientation&quot;:&quot;0&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"Weltverschwoerung\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-medium-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/snowdenart.zwergwerk.eu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/06\/Weltverschwoerung.png?fit=300%2C30&amp;ssl=1\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/snowdenart.zwergwerk.eu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/06\/Weltverschwoerung.png?fit=525%2C52&amp;ssl=1\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-5120 aligncenter\" style=\"font-size: 1rem;\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/snowdenart.zwergwerk.eu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/06\/Weltverschwoerung.png?resize=525%2C52&#038;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" width=\"525\" height=\"52\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/snowdenart.zwergwerk.eu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/06\/Weltverschwoerung.png?w=613&amp;ssl=1 613w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/snowdenart.zwergwerk.eu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/06\/Weltverschwoerung.png?resize=300%2C30&amp;ssl=1 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 525px) 100vw, 525px\" \/><span style=\"font-size: 1rem;\"><br \/>\nBabuschka lassen wir mal weg.<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Mit der uralten Industriebackware \u201erussisch Brot\u201c werden die wehrlosen Kinder im Erstleseunterricht kontaminiert, meistens aber bereits im Kinderg\u00e4rten und in ehrgeizigen Elternh\u00e4usern. Bei n\u00e4herer Betrachtung m\u00fcsste der kritische Mensch aber sofort merken, dass es sich bei diesem Produkt um einen Beitrag zur Weltverschw\u00f6rung handelt, weil der Russe ja in kyrillischen Buchstaben schreibt. Entsprechend sind die &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/snowdenart.zwergwerk.eu\/?p=5119\" class=\"more-link\"><span class=\"screen-reader-text\">\u201eRussisch Brot\u201c <\/span>weiterlesen<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_crdt_document":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[15,46],"tags":[693],"class_list":["post-5119","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-sprache","category-symbol","tag-buchstaben"],"aioseo_notices":[],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p4kkIq-1kz","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/snowdenart.zwergwerk.eu\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5119","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/snowdenart.zwergwerk.eu\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/snowdenart.zwergwerk.eu\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snowdenart.zwergwerk.eu\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snowdenart.zwergwerk.eu\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=5119"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/snowdenart.zwergwerk.eu\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5119\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5124,"href":"https:\/\/snowdenart.zwergwerk.eu\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5119\/revisions\/5124"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/snowdenart.zwergwerk.eu\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=5119"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snowdenart.zwergwerk.eu\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=5119"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snowdenart.zwergwerk.eu\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=5119"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}