{"id":431,"date":"2014-10-31T10:00:45","date_gmt":"2014-10-31T09:00:45","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/snowdenart.zwergwerk.eu\/?p=431"},"modified":"2020-10-14T18:03:47","modified_gmt":"2020-10-14T16:03:47","slug":"hallo-wien","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/snowdenart.zwergwerk.eu\/?p=431","title":{"rendered":"Hallo Wien!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style=\"color: #ffffff;\">Beim Arzt:<\/span><\/p>\n<div><span style=\"color: #ffffff;\">Fahrradkurier: &#8222;Heute haben sie kein Blut?&#8220;<\/span><\/div>\n<div><span style=\"color: #ffffff;\">Arzt: &#8222;Nein, heute nicht!&#8220;<\/span><\/div>\n<div><span style=\"color: #ffffff;\">Fahrradkurier: &#8222;Na dann bis Morgen \u2026&#8220;<\/span><\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div><span style=\"color: #ffffff;\">Halloween! &#8211; ist ein Beispiel daf\u00fcr, dass man Traditionen ohne Geschichte kreieren kann. Man tut es, wenn es Gewinn verspricht. 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