{"id":3192,"date":"2017-12-03T13:00:00","date_gmt":"2017-12-03T12:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/snowdenart.zwergwerk.eu\/?p=3192"},"modified":"2017-12-03T13:04:46","modified_gmt":"2017-12-03T12:04:46","slug":"liebe-kinder-des-zauberwuerfels","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/snowdenart.zwergwerk.eu\/?p=3192","title":{"rendered":"Liebe Kinder des Zauberw\u00fcrfels \u2026"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>\u2026 \u00a0der Markt f\u00fcr Fidget Spinner ist ges\u00e4ttigt und die Reste blockieren die Lager der Einzelh\u00e4ndler.<\/p>\n<p>Jetzt, wo die hypebegleitenden Versprechungen eines therapeutischen Nutzens auch dahin ist, bietet es sich an, sie als \u00dcberbr\u00fcckungsgabe zum Warten auf den Tod einzusetzen &#8211; wenn sie nicht ohnehin schon immer \u00dcberbr\u00fcckungsgaben waren.<\/p>\n<p>Ihr habt nicht mehr so sehr lange zu leben.<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter\" src=\"https:\/\/upload.wikimedia.org\/wikipedia\/commons\/9\/9f\/FidgetSpinnerSpinning.gif\" \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u2026 \u00a0der Markt f\u00fcr Fidget Spinner ist ges\u00e4ttigt und die Reste blockieren die Lager der Einzelh\u00e4ndler. Jetzt, wo die hypebegleitenden Versprechungen eines therapeutischen Nutzens auch dahin ist, bietet es sich an, sie als \u00dcberbr\u00fcckungsgabe zum Warten auf den Tod einzusetzen &#8211; wenn sie nicht ohnehin schon immer \u00dcberbr\u00fcckungsgaben waren. Ihr habt nicht mehr so sehr &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/snowdenart.zwergwerk.eu\/?p=3192\" class=\"more-link\"><span class=\"screen-reader-text\">\u201eLiebe Kinder des Zauberw\u00fcrfels \u2026\u201c <\/span>weiterlesen<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_crdt_document":"","jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[46],"tags":[651,650],"class_list":["post-3192","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-symbol","tag-nutzlos","tag-spinner"],"aioseo_notices":[],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p4kkIq-Pu","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/snowdenart.zwergwerk.eu\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3192","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/snowdenart.zwergwerk.eu\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/snowdenart.zwergwerk.eu\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snowdenart.zwergwerk.eu\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snowdenart.zwergwerk.eu\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3192"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/snowdenart.zwergwerk.eu\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3192\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3196,"href":"https:\/\/snowdenart.zwergwerk.eu\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3192\/revisions\/3196"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/snowdenart.zwergwerk.eu\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3192"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snowdenart.zwergwerk.eu\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3192"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/snowdenart.zwergwerk.eu\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3192"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}