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Meine ganz pers\u00f6nliche L\u00fcge des Tages:<\/p>\n

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In den n\u00e4chsten Tagen werde ich wohl eine Rechnung \u00fcber Abmahn- und Rechtsanwaltskosten im Briefkasten haben und die Aufforderung zu einer Unterlassungserkl\u00e4rung. Also das volle Programm …<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Meine ganz pers\u00f6nliche L\u00fcge des Tages: Viele Menschen wissen nicht, dass die Klorollennutzung patentiert ist. Um zivilrechtlichen Anspr\u00fcchen vorzubeugen, ist es dringend empfohlen, die Toilettenrollen mit Hilfe der folgenden Vorschrift zu \u00fcberpr\u00fcfen und erforderlichenfalls deren Anbringung zu korrigieren. Heute klingelte schon jemand an meiner T\u00fcr und verschaffte sich unter dem Vorwand, er m\u00fcsse schnell seine … <\/p>\n

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