{"id":2774,"date":"2016-09-26T13:26:18","date_gmt":"2016-09-26T11:26:18","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/snowdenart.zwergwerk.eu\/?p=2774"},"modified":"2016-09-26T18:10:39","modified_gmt":"2016-09-26T16:10:39","slug":"selfiestick","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/snowdenart.zwergwerk.eu\/?p=2774","title":{"rendered":"Selfiestick"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Selfiesticks sind peinlich. Das lese ich fast \u00fcberall. Bei Reisenden aus Ostasien ist allerdings aufgefallen, dass das Gef\u00fchl der Peinlichkeit sich nicht nachweisen l\u00e4sst.<\/p>\n<p>Ich vermute mal, dass das mit der Milch zusammenh\u00e4ngt. Die ist &#8211; umgekehrt &#8211; in Ostasien weitgehend unvertr\u00e4glich. Dass ich offenbar mitteleurop\u00e4ische normal bin, merke ich daran, dass die Peinlichkeit mich voll trifft.<\/p>\n<div style=\"width: 264px;\" class=\"wp-video\"><video class=\"wp-video-shortcode\" id=\"video-2774-1\" width=\"264\" height=\"480\" loop preload=\"metadata\" controls=\"controls\"><source type=\"video\/mp4\" src=\"https:\/\/snowdenart.zwergwerk.eu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/09\/Nochill4.m4v?_=1\" \/><a href=\"https:\/\/snowdenart.zwergwerk.eu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/09\/Nochill4.m4v\">https:\/\/snowdenart.zwergwerk.eu\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/09\/Nochill4.m4v<\/a><\/video><\/div>\n<p>Ich sehe keine Chance, meine nun schon seit Jahrzehnten w\u00e4hrende Selfieleidenschaft durch einen Selfiestick zu kr\u00f6nen. Meine Arme wachsen mir nun mal nicht in den Himmel. Die Gnade der Geburt am richtigen Ort ist nicht mehr\u00a0menschenm\u00f6glich.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Selfiesticks sind peinlich. Das lese ich fast \u00fcberall. Bei Reisenden aus Ostasien ist allerdings aufgefallen, dass das Gef\u00fchl der Peinlichkeit sich nicht nachweisen l\u00e4sst. Ich vermute mal, dass das mit der Milch zusammenh\u00e4ngt. Die ist &#8211; umgekehrt &#8211; in Ostasien weitgehend unvertr\u00e4glich. Dass ich offenbar mitteleurop\u00e4ische normal bin, merke ich daran, dass die Peinlichkeit mich &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/snowdenart.zwergwerk.eu\/?p=2774\" class=\"more-link\"><span class=\"screen-reader-text\">\u201eSelfiestick\u201c <\/span>weiterlesen<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":true,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[194,46],"tags":[562],"class_list":["post-2774","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-glueck","category-symbol","tag-selfiestick"],"aioseo_notices":[],"aioseo_head":"\n\t\t<!-- All in One SEO 5.0.4 - aioseo.com -->\n\t<meta name=\"description\" content=\"Selfiesticks sind peinlich. 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